likeafox man, the idea of eve starting out as steve sounds like the start to a much superior christian creation myth than the current one likeafox once upon a time, god made adam. And he knew adam would need a companion human like himself, so he made steve. coplandripoff haha likeafox but there was something unexpected about steve. He did not feel right being the same as adam, and so god made some corrections, and woman was born. coplandripoff but then, suddenly they realized adam was wrong likeafox XD coplandripoff so they changed eve to evan coplandripoff and it kept going likeafox and the first lesbian couple was born, and god saw that it was good coplandripoff ...too good coplandripoff so he made them back to adam and eve coplandripoff and god cried a tiny tear likeafox at which point there was something involving apples and snakes, and god invented clothes because he realized that sometimes there can be a bit too much of a good (and by good, I mean naked) thing coplandripoff yay
likeafox man, the idea of eve starting out as steve sounds like the start to a much superior christian creation myth than the current one