likeafox man, the idea of eve starting out as steve sounds like the start to a much superior christian creation myth than the current onelikeafox once upon a time, god made adam. And he knew adam would need a companion human like himself, so he made steve.coplandripoff hahalikeafox but there was something unexpected about steve. He did not feel right being the same as adam, and so god made some corrections, and woman was born.coplandripoff but then, suddenly they realized adam was wronglikeafox XDcoplandripoff so they changed eve to evancoplandripoff and it kept goinglikeafox and the first lesbian couple was born, and god saw that it was goodcoplandripoff ...too goodcoplandripoff so he made them back to adam and evecoplandripoff and god cried a tiny tearlikeafox at which point there was something involving apples and snakes, and god invented clothes because he realized that sometimes there can be a bit too much of a good (and by good, I mean naked) thingcoplandripoff yay 
