My computer is in the hospital because there is apparently some sort of alien life form trying to break its way out of the bottom casing. I don't even know. Eiji is a fucking bizarre computer, guys. This is worse than the time he thought he had a 20 gig hard drive, which is impossible unless they had installed an ipod instead of a hard drive.
Also, I have either an ear infection, a busted ear drum, or some other random ear problem that is causing me to be nearly deaf in my left ear. It was starting to throb earlier. Whatever it is, it is going to have to wait until a week from tomorrow to get diagnosed/fixed, because I have to drive myself up to Oberlin tomorrow morning at eight to go back to work for the week.
I am working forty hours this week. With nothing to do. And no computer. And fucking deaf in one ear.
Seriously debating the merits of cutting off my own ear right now.
Pro: It might stop feeling like the entire ocean is sitting in the left side of my head.
Con: Lot's of blood. :|
Pro: Lot's of blood very dramatic effect.
This week is going to suck so much.
ETA: THEY ARE TESTING THE FIRE ALARMS AT WORK. THIS IS NOT FUNNY, LIFE.
Also, there are people carrying what must be ten giant boxes of energy bars past me. What is this madness?
askdfj what? Now they are carrying million shoeboxes past. Apparently everyone in this group ets new shoes today? What the hell....
ETA2: Ah, apparently it's the cross country team. That makes sense.