What be the best thing about today,
Confusing the landlubbers with me scurvy cur ways, savvy?
Me parroty friend perched on me shoulder. Who be a cute widdle parrot, arrrr?
Aye, tis surely the rum. Yo ho ho and a bottle or five.
Pillaging some fine booty from the lovely pirate lads/lasses, if ye get me drift.
The hell are you on?