1. WHAT? WAS THERE SHOEBOX NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME ABOUT? *RUNS TO CHECK, ALL THE WHILE HOLDING THE CAPS KEY DOWN* WHY DID NO ONE CALL ME OR MAIL ME OR TELEGRAPH ME OR CARRIER PIDGEON ME OR WALK TO SOUTH CAROLINA TO TELL ME?
2. A meme. Ha ha, I suppose it's true. Though I think I'm probably more some strange mix between him and Eiji, which is kind of disturbing to think about. Though I'm not as fast or bendy as either of them.
(Prince of Tennis) Which Seigaku Regular are you?
3. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, EVERYONE.
Also, vote for our very own Patil Twins